Wife Words – 2

I’m a washer. And a dryer.

I am not a color-sorter. A pocket-checker. A tag-reader. A temperature-worrier. A pre-treater. A lay-flatter. A Delicates-minder.

I don’t comprehend Permanent Press. I talk no Wrinkle Release. What the hell is Air Fluff?

Perma-set to Super and Hot-Cold.

I pick it up. I dump it in.

I walk away.

(Unless, of course, it’s mine).