Wife Words – Vol. 4

If you are a mother of small children and the father of those children has left town for any number of reasons that exclude the rest of the family from joining – be it a work trip, a jaunt with friends, a bachelor party – it is always a really satisfying joke to have the hotel place a crib in his room.

He will sleep with one eye open, convinced a toddler with a leaking diaper is about to cannon ball herself right on to his private parts at any moment.

It’s really more good deed than prank since there’s nothing worse than feeling homesick while on vacation.